conchapman posted: " DOS FLEDENS, Freedonia. In a move unprecedented in the history of this land-locked country, Freedonian Prime Minister Glokzia Novrkelsizch yesterday recalled the nation's ambassador to U.S., Mialwk Zalkesnwk, who had served his nation without distinctio"
DOS FLEDENS, Freedonia. In a move unprecedented in the history of this land-locked country, Freedonian Prime Minister Glokzia Novrkelsizch yesterday recalled the nation's ambassador to U.S., Mialwk Zalkesnwk, who had served his nation without distinction for three years.
Embassy Row, Freedonia's in there somewhere.
"Enough is enough," Novrkelsizch said. "Zalkesnwk has been living high on the hog while his countrymen get by on nothing but plaixlw," a hearty stew made of turnips, parsnips, and more turnips. "How many buckets of Popeye's fried chicken can one man eat?" he said as he reviewed fast-food receipts included in Zalkesnwk's expense account report.
Macron: "Freedonia--is that a breakfast cereal or an auto body wax?
Zlkesnwk has kept a low profile in Washington, surfacing from his basement apartment on Embassy Row only to partake of free food and drink at diplomatic receptions. "Zalkesnwk? Never heard of him," said British ambassador Nigel Huff-Fenwick. "I can barely pronounce it."
International news sources speculated that Freedonia's move was timed to coincide with French President Emmanuel Jean-Michel Frederic Macron's decision to withdraw France's ambassador in a dispute with the U.S., the United Kingdom and Australia over submarines, and Novrkelsizch hastened to use the incident to tout his country's baking-soda powered subs. "You never hear of a tragic fatal accident with our submarines lying on the ocean floor with hundreds of sailors in them," he said, scoffing at the problems that have plagued the fleet of Russia. "All you have to do is drain the bathtub, and there the little bugger lies, high and dry."
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